HOTTEST NEWEST CLUB IN TOWN.

This club is cousins with mug club. The genes they share: what arrives is a surprise that I have concocted.

How it’s different: What I make you will depend on YOU. I will send you a questionnaire so that I can craft the right thing for you. Again, it will be a surprise, but you will have say in what it might or might not be. Questionnaire includes the ability to say like hey, no mugs please. Or: I’d love something for my wall…

And another twist: It might not even be ceramic!! I got looooooads up my clay-logged witch sleeves.

Questionnaire will also include when the gift needs to arrive by. Buy this for yourself (obsessed). Buy this for a friend or family member (incredible). Buy this for yourself when you’re still under general anesthesia from wisdom tooth removal and immediately forget (king shit).

I don’t want to give away my ideas by explaining what you might expect from the different tiers. You’re just gonna have to trust me. The $75 tier will be a thoughtful and specific-to-you smaller gift where the $200-$300 will be either more items or a more time intensive thing.

Arrival date must be at least one month from order date!! If it’s under a month email me to see if I can make it happen: hamcouncilpdx@gmail.com

As always: local pickup pals use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout.